Sunday, 13 March 2011

Don't Hassel the Hoff!

I was hooked on a feeling for a long time. I was looking for freedom and with the help of David I did found it. He not only ended the Cold War, but he also inpireded me to develop new skills: dancing, giving interviews and fighting ninja-style. The next thing I'm going to acquire is car-washing and -further on- driving. 

David is a well known sex machine and my task is to be at least haf as good as his was/is/always will be. My former methold (waiting in a dark corner until a girl starts eying me) was rather unsuccesful, but now I know how to pick up chicks. All I have to do is to star a cultic serial (or make it two), headline a scandal and then tell the girls to 'jump in my car'. Some people are born awsome -like The Hoff; while some has to learn how to be- that's me.



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Thursday, 24 February 2011

Not fear, not loathing, not even in Las Vegas

    
          This is a virtual image of Ádám, my loudest friend. He just can't stand not being deafening and that fact is not obviously disadvantegous. Many summer nights I found him in the dark just by following his voice. He was humbly sitting with a can and a fag in his hand -being the noisiest of all- and using the wildest variety of swearwords ever. One day he might be rewarded for it as he can combine gods and devils with all known taboos and  pervertion  (or some odd law may send him to prison). Apart from all that, he is the queen (sic!) of the hitch-hikers, the nerd of nerds and the 100 kilomerte hiker.

It's not easy to write about friendship (or -in fact- about anything) being so sleepy, knowing that there are many pages on Coospace I must read, some others I should read and some that are not on Coospace but I have to read them and I even have to write about some texts and learn another while not forgetting to get my own life as well as one of a millionaire, one of a rockstar and one of a prime minister. In order to arrange all this (and much more) I just stop blogging immedi