Don't Hassel the Hoff!

I was hooked on a feeling for a long time. I was looking for freedom and with the help of David I did found it. He not only ended the Cold War, but he also inpireded me to develop new skills: dancing, giving interviews and fighting ninja-style. The next thing I'm going to acquire is car-washing and -further on- driving. 

David is a well known sex machine and my task is to be at least haf as good as his was/is/always will be. My former methold (waiting in a dark corner until a girl starts eying me) was rather unsuccesful, but now I know how to pick up chicks. All I have to do is to star a cultic serial (or make it two), headline a scandal and then tell the girls to 'jump in my car'. Some people are born awsome -like The Hoff; while some has to learn how to be- that's me.

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